Mars Attacks! (1996) Poster

(1996)

Jack Nicholson: President James Dale, Art Land

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Quotes 

  • President Dale : I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.

  • [Watching an alien on TV] 

    First Lady : [after seeing the Martians for the first time]  I'm not allowing that thing in my house.

    President Dale : Sweetie, we may have to. The people expect me to meet with them.

    First Lady : Well they're not going to eat off the Van Buren china.

  • President Dale : Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Little people, why can't we all just get along?

  • President Dale : Rest assured that we will soon come out at a very real outcome.

  • President Dale : What do you think, Marcia?

    First Lady : Kick the crap out of 'em.

  • [Pitching a hotel-casino idea] 

    Art Land : If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.

  • President Dale : General Decker, if you do not shut up I am going to relieve you of your commands

    Gen. Decker : We have to strike now, sir! Annihilate! Kill! Kill! Kill!

    President Dale : SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

  • Art Land : Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.

  • [overhearing the destruction of France via telephone] 

    President Dale : ...Mon dieu...

  • Art Land : I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars.

  • Barbara Land : Do you have to drink in front of me?

    Art Land : You're an adult. Cope.

  • Art Land : [Repeatedly]  Wow!

  • Art Land : I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.

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