Joey Lauren Adams: Monique
Monique : [yelling] Mom! Can you please tell your love slave that if he's not part of the solution, he's part of the problem.
Russell : The only problem I have is that I've run out of Depends.
Monique : You know, Russell, there is a bathroom right around the corner.
Russell : I can't go to the bathroom. I hurt my bladder rollerblading.