Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Sean Young: Lt. Lois Einhorn
Lois Einhorn : [after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him!
Emilio : [offscreen] Hold your fire!
[walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]
Emilio : Don't shoot!
Melissa : Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!
Emilio : She's not joking!
Lois Einhorn : [ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!
Ace Ventura : Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.
[takes deep breath]
Ace Ventura : What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing!
[takes another deep, relief breath]
Aguado : What the hell are you talking about?
Ace Ventura : SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man.
Lois Einhorn : He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!
Lois Einhorn : We'll find the porpoise.
Ace Ventura : [to Lt. Einhorn] Whew... now I feel better. 'Course, that might not do any good you see nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail.
Lois Einhorn : Alright, Ventura. Make it quick.
Ace Ventura : I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. Blames the whole thing on Marino. We're talking mental institute escapee. I saw the guy's room. Cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter!
[Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head]
Ace Ventura : [begging] Please don't kill me. I'll never tell anyone. Kill him, he's the one you want.
Dan Marino : No, no kill him.
Ace Ventura : No kill him. He held the ball wrong, remember? Come on, look at the guy.
[Lt. Einhorne shoots into the air]
Dan Marino : Cry-baby.
Ace Ventura : Jock.
Dan Marino : Whimp.
Ace Ventura : Muscle-head.
Lois Einhorn : SHUT UP.
Lois Einhorn : [to Emilio] Who let Dr. Dolittle in?
Lois Einhorn : I need some refreshments, Dan. Would you like some refreshments, Dan? I'll be right back, Dan.