Last Action Hero (1993)
Frank McRae: Dekker
Dekker : SLAAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Dekker : And you promised me you wouldn't tell!
Jack Slater : I didn't.
Dekker : Well, then how did he know?
Danny Madigan : "Jack Slater I".
Dekker : What's winning got to do with this?
Danny Madigan : No. The very first "Jack Slater".
Dekker : [to Jack] You told your dad?
Jack Slater : I didn't tell anybody! I don't even know this kid!
Dekker : Well, he sure seems to know a lot about us.
Dekker : Slater!
Dekker : You suck the blood outta cottonpickin' toes I can take from you! I got the California Raisins cast is doing an all-male version of The Diary of Anne Frank doing the all-male version in my frizza sibba! Tiny Tim has stepped onto a totem, so what? You ball peen jackameenis, I'll slap the mouth-outtall the cocksuckin' tales I can take from you! Fridda feen? You know, you take the mayor in the library bush; you're never gonna azizza bazizzes down at the beach; go down to the beaches, y'know? You take the chicken out the bag and stick it UP!
Dekker : This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas.
Danny Madigan : Wait! I can prove this is a movie!
Dekker : Who the hell are you, kid?
Danny Madigan : Look out there, there's a cartoon cat.
Jack Slater : He's supposed to be back on duty. He was only suspended for a month. Now shut up.
Danny Madigan : Listen to what I'm saying. An animated cat just walked into the squad room. Hello.
Jack Slater : He'll do it again tomorrow. So what's your point?
Dekker : That cat is one the best men I got.
Jack Slater : Yeah.
Dekker : Now who is this twerp? And why is that smile on his face?
Danny Madigan : I just love the way you two fight knowing how you really feel about each other.
Dekker : Pray tell, just tell me how I feel about this weird-looking sack of puppy poo.