Late Show with David Letterman (TV Series 1993–2015) Poster

David Letterman: Self - Host, Self, Various, Self - Guest, Self - Hosr, Self- Host



  • [David is working at McDonald's] 

    David Letterman : Welcome to Mc Donald's.

    Customer : Get me a cheeseburger.

    David Letterman : Your order is a cheeseburger?

    Customer : Yep.

    David Letterman : Are you busy right now?

    Customer : I gotta head to work. Why?

    David Letterman : Could you swing by the grocery store and get us a bag of onions?

    Customer : A bag of onions?

    David Letterman : Yeah. We're running low.

    [Later, David takes new customer] 

    David Letterman : United 16957, 727. This is Kennedy Ground Control. What's the problem? Power it on in.

    Customer : I have your onions here.

    David Letterman : What?

    Customer : The ten-pound bag of onions.

    David Letterman : You're got the onions? All right. Come on through. We really appreciate it. Thanks for helping out.

  • [David is working at McDonald's] 

    David Letterman : Yes. Welcome to Mc Donald's. What do you want?

    Customer : Hello.

    David Letterman : Yeah, what can I do for you?

    Customer : Medium Sprite.

    David Letterman : Yeah, what can I do for you?

    Customer : Sprite.

    David Letterman : Medium Sprite?

    Customer : That's it.

    David Letterman : That's all?

    Customer : Yes.

    David Letterman : You couldn't have gotten out of your car for a medium Sprite?

  • David Letterman : [introduction to Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks]  This is only an exhibition. This is not a competition. Please, no wagering.

  • David Letterman : In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.

  • [David is working at McDonald's] 

    Customer : Can I have two Whoppers, please

    David Letterman : We're all out of Whopples.

    Customer : No. Whoppers, Whoppers.

    David Letterman : We got no Whoppers. You kids quit screwin' around. We got no Whoppers here. Don't make me come out there.

  • David Letterman : [during a typically silly comedy skit]  This is the only thing on CBS right now...

  • David Letterman : Ladies and Gentleman let's play America's fastest growing sensation "Will It Float?"

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