The Naked Gun (1988) Poster


Priscilla Presley: Jane Spencer



  • [Jane climbs a ladder] 

    Frank : Nice beaver!

    Jane : [producing a stuffed beaver]  Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

  • Frank : It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

    Jane : Goodyear?

    Frank : No, the worst.

  • Jane : I've heard police work is dangerous.

    Frank : It is. That's why I carry a big gun.

    Jane : Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?

    Frank : I used to have that problem.

    Jane : What did you do about it?

    Frank : I just think about baseball.

  • Frank : Interesting... almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today.

    Jane : I was young! I needed the work!

  • Jane : Would you like a nightcap?

    Frank : No, thank you, I don't wear them.

  • Jane : I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman.

    Frank : So am I...

  • Vincent Ludwig : Drebin!

    Jane : Frank!

    Frank : You're both right.

  • [Frank Drebin is angrily breaking up with Jane Spencer] 

    Frank : Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm!

    Jane : [heartbroken]  Oh, Funny Face!

  • Jane : I'm boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you like it?

    Frank : Very hot, and awfully wet.

  • Jane : How about a rain check?

    Frank : Well, let's just stick to dinner.

  • Jane : How could you do something so vicious?

    Vincent Ludwig : It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor.

  • Jane : I was only doing what I was told to do.

    Frank : Like make love to me?

    Jane : [gasps]  FRANK!

    [slaps him across the face] 

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