Sesame Street (1969– )
Martin P. Robinson: Telly Monster, Snuffy, Mr. Snuffleupagus, Telly, Muppet, Announcer, Buster the Horse, Slimey, Irvine, Monty...
Big Bird : At last! Now you see him and you got to believe me. He's not imaginary after all. I told you all along there was a Snuffleupagus, my best pal. I told you, but you never believed me.
Gordon Robinson : Wait a minute, Big Bird. Maria, Linda and I believed you.
Big Bird : Yeah, but no one else did.
David Robinson : That's right, Big Bird. We didn't, but...
Big Bird : But what?
Snuffleupagus : Yeah, but what?
Susan Robinson : Big Bird, you have a right to be angry.
Big Bird : I do?
Susan Robinson : Sure, I mean after all this time, and we never believed you. That must have been very hard on you.
Big Bird : Well, yeah.
Bob Johnson : I'll tell you what, Big Bird. From now on, we'll believe you whenever you tell us something.
Big Bird : You promise?
Bob Johnson : We promise.
Snuffleupagus : We might want to get that in writing.
Mrs. Snuffleupagus : Come along my darlings. Hello, Mr. Handford.
Mr. Handford : Hello, Mrs. Snuffleupagus.
Snuffy : Hello, Mr. Handford.
Mr. Handford : Hello, Snuffy.
Alice Snuffleupagus : Hi, Mr. Hand Foot.
Mr. Handford : Hi, Alice.
[to the camera]
Mr. Handford : Boy, now that's a lot of snuffleupaguses.
Announcer : And now, It's time for the newest, hippest, best dressed detective show on television: "Miami Mice!"
Kermit the Frog : Yeah, There are pal trees out there. What? What's on the palm tree? What's on? Oh, I am on. Oh, I am on. Oh, Cue the music!
[Miami Mice theme plays]
Kermit the Frog : Hi-ho, This is Kermit the Frog, Speaking to you from the sunny tropics of Miami Florida. And who knows the subject of an adventure, Than the world's famous Miami Mice. And here they are right now, Here is Miami Mice J.P.
J.P. Mouse : Oh, What's Happening?
Kermit the Frog : ...Tito!
Tito Mouse : Que tal, Man!
Kermit the Frog : Today, We are going to talk to you about adventures.
J.P. Mouse : Say what, Frog?
Kermit the Frog : An adventure, Where something exciting happens here!
Tito Mouse : Adventures? Nah, We got none of that here.
J.P. Mouse : Well, I wish we can help you out, Frog.
Kermit the Frog : But you are the world's famous Miami Mice.
Guy Smiley (1969-1990) : Does anybody know what the of that shape is?
Betty Lou (1969-2014) : Yes, Of course, Guy. It's a...
Carl : [Buzzes in]
Guy Smiley (1969-1990) : Yes, Carl?
Carl : Is it a circle?
Betty Lou (1969-2014) : Oh! No!
Guy Smiley (1969-1990) : Oh, I'm sorry, Carl! But that's the wrong answer!
Betty Lou (1969-2014) : Don't you get it, Carl. The answer is always the same!
Guy Smiley #1 : Nope, You are close. But you all guessed wrong! This person is a television game show host, and his name is Sonny Friendly.
Sonny Friendly #1 : [laughs] Hey, Are we having a nice day or what?
Everybody : WHAT?
Sonny Friendly #1 : And how about that panel? Are they good sport or what, audience?
Guy Smiley #1 : Well, This is Guy Smiley saying...
Sonny Friendly #1 : YEAH, LET'S HEAR IT FOR GUY, SHALL WE? He is a wonder guess.
Guy Smiley #1 : [Angrily] I AM NOT THE GUEST! I AM THE HOST OF THIS SHOW!
Sonny Friendly #1 : This is Sonny Friendly saying...
Guy Smiley #1 : YOU ARE NOT SAYING IT, I AM SAYING IT.
Sonny Friendly #1 : But I
Guy Smiley #1 : NO YOU WON'T...
[to a crew member]
Guy Smiley #1 : THIS WHOLE THING WAS A ROTTEN IDEA! Who put this man on the show?
Announcer #2 : Guy Smiley's Wardrobe is by Sierra Lagoob. Sonny Friendly's Wardrobe is by Jeff Fredrick.
The Announcer #2 : The contestant who cries the hardest will win an official Sonny Friendly Teddy Bear
[Shows the teddy bear that has Sonny Friendly's hair and teeth]
Sonny Friendly #2 : Wait, THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE!
The Announcer #2 : Yes, And I believe Ida Nomer cried the hardest and is the winner.
Ida Nomer : Oh for joy...
Sonny Friendly #2 : But, But
[Runs into the camera]
Sonny Friendly #2 : I LOVE MY TEDDY BEAR, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
The Announcer #2 : Sonny Friendly, You cried even harder than Ida Nomer, You won the grand prize!
Sonny Friendly #2 : WHAT! I WON? Ah, For joys. This is the happiest day of the life. Now, Let's give some consolation prize for our runner's up.
The Announcer #2 : Sorry, There is no consolation prize.
Luke Warm : WHAT? No consolation prizes?
[Voice breaks down]
Luke Warm : This is awful.
Ida Nomer : [Sobbing] IT'S NOT FAIR!
Pierre Blue : [Voice breaksdown] This is so, sad!
Sonny Friendly #2 : [while holding his Teddy Bear and leaving the poor contestants sobbing in failure as he holds] Well, I guess we all can't be winners, huh?
Sonny Friendly #2 : [to the audience] Well, This is Sonny Friendly saying we will see you again next on ''The Crying Game Show''
[to the Teddy Bear]
Sonny Friendly #2 : Oh, Teddy, I am so glad to have you back.
[Kisses his teddy bear]
Sonny Friendly #2 : Are you glad to see me again?
[to the audience]
Sonny Friendly #2 : Thank you, Audience. You were a great crowd.
Mrs. Snuffleupagus : Good bye, Mr. Handford.
Mr. Handford : Uh, good bye, Mrs. Snuffleupagus.
Snuffy : Good bye, Mr. Handford!
Mr. Handford : Ah, good bye, Snuffy.
Alice Snuffleupagus : Bye, Mr. Hand Foot.
Mr. Handford : Good bye, Alice.
Mr. Handford : [to the camera] Whew. Now, there go a lot of snuffleupaguses.