Sesame Street (1969– )
Richard Hunt: Two-Headed Monster, Gladys the Cow, Forgetful Jones, Placido Flamingo, Sully, Don Music, Timmy Twiddlebug, Green Alphabeat, Sonny Friendly, Librarian...
Forgetful Jones : [repeated Line] I forgot!
Kermit the Frog : [trying to come up with rhyming song lyrics] Here, try this. Mary had a little canary. It was bluer than the sky. And every where that Mary went, the canary was sure to fly.
Don Music : [shouts] But canaries aren't blue!
Kermit the Frog : Jeesh!
Don Music : I'll never get it! Never! You won't help! Oh!
[bangs his head against the piano]
Kermit the Frog : Uh, you'll hurt yourself in the head, there, Don.
Kermit the Frog : [trying to come up with a rhyming song lyrics] Mary had a bicycle. It was painted red as fire. And whenever Mary wanted to take a ride, The bicycle had a flat tire.
Don Music : I like it!
[shouting for joy]
Don Music : I LIKE IT! Oh, that's great! You have the biggest talent of writing songs. This could be my biggest hit. Would you like to hear it?
Kermit the Frog : Certainly, I would be an honor.
Don Music : Okay, Fine.
Kermit the Frog : [to the viewers] Ladies and Gentlemen, Live and in person, Here is Don Music doing his new hit song!
Frazzle : [singing] In, In, In, For mooooooooore! In, In, In...
Janitor : [Interrupts Frazzle dancing] Hey, Hey! Hold on, Sonny. Well, There is no more! We are closing now. Watch you step.
Frazzle : Well, I guess it's
Frazzle : Out, Out, Out, The doooooooor! Out, Out, Out, The doooooooooor!...
Guy Smiley #1 : Nope, You are close. But you all guessed wrong! This person is a television game show host, and his name is Sonny Friendly.
Sonny Friendly #1 : [laughs] Hey, Are we having a nice day or what?
Everybody : WHAT?
Sonny Friendly #1 : And how about that panel? Are they good sport or what, audience?
Guy Smiley #1 : Well, This is Guy Smiley saying...
Sonny Friendly #1 : YEAH, LET'S HEAR IT FOR GUY, SHALL WE? He is a wonder guess.
Guy Smiley #1 : [Angrily] I AM NOT THE GUEST! I AM THE HOST OF THIS SHOW!
Sonny Friendly #1 : This is Sonny Friendly saying...
Guy Smiley #1 : YOU ARE NOT SAYING IT, I AM SAYING IT.
Sonny Friendly #1 : But I
Guy Smiley #1 : NO YOU WON'T...
[to a crew member]
Guy Smiley #1 : THIS WHOLE THING WAS A ROTTEN IDEA! Who put this man on the show?
Announcer #2 : Guy Smiley's Wardrobe is by Sierra Lagoob. Sonny Friendly's Wardrobe is by Jeff Fredrick.