Secret Service agent Ethan Burke arrives in the bucolic town of Wayward Pines, ID, on a mission to find two missing federal agents. But instead of answers, Ethan's investigation only turns up more questions. What's wrong with Wayward Pines? Each step closer to the truth takes Ethan further from the life he knew, from the husband and father he was, until he must face the terrifying reality that he may never get out of Wayward Pines alive. Written by
It took the main character hours to reach the fence when he left his car to climb the mountain. His wife and son found it in 20 seconds.
He's with his partner in the forest, let's leave with a suitcase at night.
Let's not tell newcomers anything and just act dickish and weird to them and hope they just accept it.
I'm federal agent man, but I'm a dumbass and I don't really ever say anything other than I want to leave, but I say it in different ways sometimes. I never just straight up ask for an explanation either, I just pout and whine.
We couldn't afford to pay Juliette Lewis for more than two episodes, but IMDb says she's in every episode this season. I guess the 30 seconds she was hanging from a chain counts though.
Hi I'm the son, I don't open my mouth when I speak so I sound like Owen Wilson. Hi, I'm the mom, I'm a sheet of wallpaper. Hi, I'm Terrence Howard, I finally capitulated and settled for crap money in this crap show when I could have been in the iron man movies.
Hi I'm the cricket sound making machine, I'm here for no reason, nobody would question why there aren't any crickets but we decided to put a cricket sound making machine in the bushes because uhhh it's all weird and stuff.
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