Ranking the Movies of 2017

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1.
It (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A group of bullied kids band together when a shapeshifting demon, taking the appearance of a clown, begins hunting children. (135 mins.)
Director: Andy Muschietti
“ 10 ” - dolanwargin
 
2.
Brigsby Bear (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Brigsby Bear Adventures is a children's TV show produced for an audience of one: James. When the show abruptly ends... (97 mins.)
Director: Dave McCary
“ 10 ” - dolanwargin
 
3.
Free Fire (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Set in Boston in 1978, a meeting in a deserted warehouse between two gangs turns into a shootout and a game of survival. (91 mins.)
Director: Ben Wheatley
“ 10 ” - dolanwargin
 
4.
Dunkirk (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Allied soldiers from Belgium, the British Empire and France are surrounded by the German Army, and evacuated during a fierce battle in World War II. (106 mins.)
“ 10 ” - dolanwargin
 
5.
The Big Sick (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Pakistan-born comedian Kumail Nanjiani and grad student Emily Gardner fall in love but struggle as their cultures clash. When Emily contracts a mysterious illness, Kumail finds himself forced to face her feisty parents, his family's expectations, and his true feelings. (120 mins.)
“ 10 ” - dolanwargin
 
6.
Logan (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X, somewhere on the Mexican border. However, Logan's attempts to hide from the world, and his legacy, are upended when a young mutant arrives, pursued by dark forces. (137 mins.)
Director: James Mangold
“ 10 ” - dolanwargin
 
7.
Baby Driver (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
After being coerced into working for a crime boss, a young getaway driver finds himself taking part in a heist doomed to fail. (112 mins.)
Director: Edgar Wright
“ 10 ” - dolanwargin
 
8.
Raw (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
When a young vegetarian undergoes a carnivorous hazing ritual at vet school, an unbidden taste for meat begins to grow in her. (99 mins.)
Director: Julia Ducournau
“ 10 ” - dolanwargin
 
9.
Wind River (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A veteran tracker with the Fish and Wildlife Service helps to investigate the murder of a young Native American woman, and uses the case as a means of seeking redemption for an earlier act of irresponsibility which ended in tragedy. (107 mins.)
Director: Taylor Sheridan
“ 9.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
10.
Okja (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Meet Mija, a young girl who risks everything to prevent a powerful, multi-national company from kidnapping her best friend - a fascinating animal named Okja. (120 mins.)
Director: Bong Joon Ho
“ 9.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
11.
Win It All (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Eddie Garrett agrees to watch a duffel bag for an acquaintance who is heading to prison. When he discovers cash in the bag... (88 mins.)
Director: Joe Swanberg
“ 9.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
12.
The Discovery (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Two years after the afterlife is scientifically proven, a man attempts to help a young woman break away from her dark past. (102 mins.)
“ 9.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
13.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Robbed of his birthright, Arthur comes up the hard way in the back alleys of the city. But once he pulls the sword from the stone, he is forced to acknowledge his true legacy - whether he likes it or not. (126 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
“ 9.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
14.
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind. (140 mins.)
Director: Matt Reeves
“ 9.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
15.
It Comes at Night (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Secure within a desolate home as an unnatural threat terrorizes the world, a man has established a tenuous domestic order with his wife and son. Then a desperate young family arrives seeking refuge. (91 mins.)
“ 9.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
16.
Logan Lucky (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Two brothers attempt to pull off a heist during a NASCAR race in North Carolina. (118 mins.)
“ 9.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
17.
Colossal (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Gloria is an out-of-work party girl forced to leave her life in New York City, and move back home. When reports surface that a giant creature is destroying Seoul, she gradually comes to the realization that she is somehow connected to this phenomenon. (109 mins.)
Director: Nacho Vigalondo
“ 9.25 ” - dolanwargin
 
18.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
When their headquarters are destroyed and the world is held hostage, the Kingsman's journey leads them to the discovery of an allied spy organization in the US. These two elite secret organizations must band together to defeat a common enemy. (141 mins.)
Director: Matthew Vaughn
“ 8.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
19.
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A team of scientists explore an uncharted island in the Pacific, venturing into the domain of the mighty Kong, and must fight to escape a primal Eden. (118 mins.)
“ 8.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
20.
The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A cooler-than-ever Bruce Wayne must deal with the usual suspects as they plan to rule Gotham City, while discovering that he has accidentally adopted a teenage orphan who wishes to become his sidekick. (104 mins.)
Director: Chris McKay
“ 8.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
21.
Get Out (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
It's time for a young African American to meet with his white girlfriend's parents for a weekend in their secluded estate in the woods, but before long, the friendly and polite ambience will give way to a nightmare. (104 mins.)
Director: Jordan Peele
“ 8.25 ” - dolanwargin
 
22.
Alien: Covenant (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The crew of a colony ship, bound for a remote planet, discover an uncharted paradise with a threat beyond their imagination, and must attempt a harrowing escape. (122 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
“ 7.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
23.
The Little Hours (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In the Middle Ages, a young servant fleeing from his master takes refuge at a convent full of emotionally unstable nuns. Introduced as a deaf mute man, he must fight to hold his cover as the nuns try to resist temptation. (90 mins.)
Director: Jeff Baena
“ 7.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
24.
A Cure for Wellness (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
An ambitious young executive is sent to retrieve his company's CEO from an idyllic but mysterious "wellness center" at a remote location in the Swiss Alps, but soon suspects that the spa's treatments are not what they seem. (146 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
“ 7.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
25.
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Peter Parker tries to balance his life as an ordinary high school student in Queens with his superhero alter-ego Spider-Man, and must confront a new menace prowling the skies of New York City. (133 mins.)
Director: Jon Watts
“ 7.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
26.
Split (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Three girls are kidnapped by a man with a diagnosed 23 distinct personalities. They must try to escape before the apparent emergence of a frightful new 24th. (117 mins.)
“ 7.25 ” - dolanwargin
 
27.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mystery of Peter Quill's true parentage. (136 mins.)
Director: James Gunn
“ 7 ” - dolanwargin
 
28.
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
The world's top bodyguard gets a new client, a hit man who must testify at the International Court of Justice. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time. (118 mins.)
Director: Patrick Hughes
“ 7 ” - dolanwargin
 
29.
Rough Night (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Things go terribly wrong for a group of girlfriends who hire a male stripper for a bachelorette party in Miami. (101 mins.)
Director: Lucia Aniello
“ 6.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
30.
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
After returning to the criminal underworld to repay a debt, John Wick discovers that a large bounty has been put on his life. (122 mins.)
Director: Chad Stahelski
“ 6.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
31.
Baywatch (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit, as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of the bay. (116 mins.)
Director: Seth Gordon
“ 6.25 ” - dolanwargin
 
32.
War on Everyone (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Two corrupt cops set out to blackmail and frame every criminal unfortunate enough to cross their path. Events, however, are complicated by the arrival of someone who appears to be even more dangerous than they are. (98 mins.)
“ 6 ” - dolanwargin
 
33.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe. (137 mins.)
Director: Luc Besson
“ 5.5 ” - dolanwargin
 
34.
The Belko Experiment (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
In a twisted social experiment, eighty Americans are locked in their high-rise corporate office in Bogotá, Colombia, and ordered by an unknown voice coming from the company's intercom system to participate in a deadly game of kill or be killed. (89 mins.)
Director: Greg McLean
“ 5.25 ” - dolanwargin
 
35.
Life (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A team of scientists aboard the International Space Station discover a rapidly evolving life form that caused extinction on Mars and now threatens all life on Earth. (104 mins.)
Director: Daniel Espinosa
“ 4.75 ” - dolanwargin
 
36.
Wonder Woman (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
When a pilot crashes and tells of conflict in the outside world, Diana, an Amazonian warrior in training, leaves home to fight a war, discovering her full powers and true destiny. (141 mins.)
Director: Patty Jenkins
“ 3.75/10 ” - dolanwargin
 
37.
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
An adaptation of the fairy tale about a monstrous-looking prince and a young woman who fall in love. (129 mins.)
Director: Bill Condon
“ 3.25 ” - dolanwargin
 
38.
The Mummy (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
An ancient Egyptian princess is awakened from her crypt beneath the desert, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia, and terrors that defy human comprehension. (110 mins.)
Director: Alex Kurtzman
“ 2.25/10 ” - dolanwargin
 
39.
Mother! (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A couple's relationship is tested when uninvited guests arrive at their home, disrupting their tranquil existence. (121 mins.)
“ 1.75/10 ” - dolanwargin
 
40.
Ghost in the Shell (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In the near future, Major is the first of her kind: A human saved from a terrible crash, who is cyber-enhanced to be a perfect soldier devoted to stopping the world's most dangerous criminals. (107 mins.)
Director: Rupert Sanders
“ ??? ” - dolanwargin